HOW TO KILL MONSTERS
Directed by Stewart Sparke | 95 min | United Kingdom
Jamie Lancaster (Lyndsey Craine) is the sole survivor of a blood-drenched massacre at a remote cabin in the woods. Claiming that her friends were torn apart and eaten by a horrific monster, she is arrested by the local cops and locked up for a crime she didn't commit.
Then, before you know it, the entire police station is ripped from our reality and thrown into a nightmarish dimension of Lovecraftian monsters hungry for human flesh. To survive the night, Jamie must team up with a bunch of rookie cops and lawbreakers to hack and slash their way through an army of monsters and find a way to get back home before it is too late.
Sometimes, movies are made that MUST be seen with an audience; this is one of those films. Playing like Assault on Precinct 13 as made by Dead Alive-era Peter Jackson, and never stopping once to take a breath over 85 gloriously gory minutes, Stewart Sparke's Lovecraft-inspired, throwback monster movie extravaganza has to be experienced to be believed!
FESTIVALS
FrightFest London 2023
Dead Northern Horror Film Festival 2023
